Lol who knew dirt could be such a diva. Guess your old sand was just too bougie to hold together.

Holy crap, the sneeze tracking is dedication! I once kept a log of every time I stubbed my toe for like six months. Thirty seven stubs. I realized I should probably pay more attention to where my furniture is.

Wait, isn't that just the same problem but with extra steps if someone steals your notebook?

And a wet blade will throw your tension reading off every time too.

Blame the concrete moisture in Chicago, not the indicator.