Did your foot traffic drop off when you made the switch?" - you're telling me there's a world where I don't wake up at 4 AM to argue with a guy over a $5 lamp? I'd pay $50 just to never fold another tablecloth again. Those Tuesday morning calls are worth more than any Saturday hustle.

Did you try straining it through a sieve too? That always catches the lumps for me.

Did you just kind of freeze up in the moment, or did you actually manage to say something back to her?