Totally feel you on the Pinterest stuff, @elliot_murray. Half those trendy plants are a total scam and die in two days. That silver dollar eucalyptus does seem to last a bit longer though, got to give it that. Still ends up looking sad and crispy in my vase after a week, just like everything else. Maybe we're all just buying from the wrong places.

Control's an illusion, even for programmers like aaron_cooper.

Ugh, this happens with everything now. Honestly, my phone's weather app said it was pouring rain yesterday while I was looking at clear blue sky.