Wait, Dave actually showed you the wear pattern on the cassette? That's wild. I mean, I knew wet lube was bad for attracting dirt, but I didn't realize it could literally sand down your components in just two months. That's kind of horrifying when you think about it (especially if you're on a budget like me). As for dry lube, I've had decent luck with the Squirt stuff, but it definitely needs a reapplication if you hit any morning dew or light rain.

Oh man @quinn_nelson, my buddy's phone charger from 2015 fried his toast last week.

Brooke, switching to a local coffee shop fixed this for me. They prioritize walk-ins.