Is it weird that a kids' show basically trained us for office work? All those years of school just to use shape logic from TV. My meetings would be way more fun with cartoon sound effects. Honestly, this explains so much about corporate culture. We're all just overgrown puzzle solvers.

Such a fine line between perfect and flat.

Remember that construction site accident in Springfield? Formal training would have covered the new harness rules before anyone got hurt.

Ugh, @adam_wells5, you've nailed it. My rosemary did the same thing last year, just a wild, woody mess because I ignored it. But a few careful trims and it was full and usable again. It's funny how the plants we use the most demand the most attention. Mint is just the most obvious, and pushy, example of that whole deal. A friendly little tyrant.

Hold up, a wrist injury? That sounds pretty minor. What did they do, just wrap it up and send you home? Unless it was a serious break, most gyms just follow basic steps anyway.