Ketchup on eggs is not some big life lesson, it's just a condiment that a lot of people already eat. My grandpa did the same thing with mayo on his fries and I still think that one's gross.

Imagine if the customer had waited another week, you'd have a whole coffee cart known for spelling freash. Sounds like the marker fix was your penance.

Tuna smell fades when they get off, but that fantasy football rant is stuck in my head forever.