How bad could it have been though? A crooked shelf isn't the end of the world.

Those random experts have saved me from some real DIY disasters.

Wait, you won as the Vagabond? That's wild, I've never seen that happen before lol. Everyone always gangs up on them in our games. How many items did you even have by the end? That sounds like the most chill victory ever, just sneaking around while everyone else is at war.