So basically he just spent five years wondering why his keyboard cleaning sessions felt like some kind of weird science experiment gone wrong. That's pretty good honestly, most people figure it out after the first time they freeze their fingers off. "Maybe this is just what compressed air does, it's probably normal to get a little frostbite while dusting your PC." Classic. I bet he thought that little straw was just there for decoration on the nozzle too.

Right! I started using a paper coffee filter to strain my bacon grease for storage and I'll never go back. Catches all the burnt bits and it stays good way longer in the fridge.

Wait, you think cables are better than hydraulic discs for stopping power?

Oh man, that shadow root thing is a game changer. I did the same thing after my hair started snapping off from constant bleaching. Now my regrowth just looks like an intentional style choice instead of a hot mess.

Was this your first meeting with them or had you talked before?