Taping over the outlets with blue painter tape is genius, way faster than cutting in. You can take it a step further and tape the whole plate area before you even pull the cover, then just slice around the edge with a blade and pop it off clean. Been doing the tape trick for years and it still surprises me how many people mess with a brush for no reason.

That "two sentences max" thing got me, I swore loose was better until I tried it.

Wait, you actually wrote notes while watching The Room? @finley_wells66 that is dedication and I love it. My advice if you keep doing this, keep a list of the lines that make zero sense so you can quote them later at parties. Also hit pause when something crazy happens, because half the fun is rewinding and going "did that really just happen." Bad movies reward you way more when you treat them like homework you actually want to do. The Room is a great place to start but wait until you get to Troll 2, it might top it.