Are you serious about the hardware store? That place is so normal, I bought a shovel there last fall. This whole thing is way bigger than I thought.

Wait, you got into the Louvre in 15 minutes at opening? That's basically a miracle. Most stories make it sound like a war zone. Your cousin must be kicking himself for that bad tip.

My buddy's F-250 had a rough idle that felt exactly like a bad coil pack. We replaced three of them before I noticed a single plug wire with a tiny slice in the boot, maybe an eighth of an inch long. It was hidden under a bracket. @anthonyp91 knows the pain, it's always that one stupid little thing you overlook because the symptoms point to something bigger and more expensive. You get so focused on the hard parts that the simple fixes blindside you.