My pothos tried to dive off the bookshelf during a budget review. I just use those cheap plastic clips to secure vines to the wall now, no more surprises.

Wait, they let you set up a board game in the office? My old boss would have lost it if we even had cards out on a desk. How did you get everyone to agree to play during lunch?

The Room was a riot with friends last year.

Use chicken wire instead, it works and doesn't trash the planet.

We had a post shear off clean at ground level once. The concrete was perfect, but the 4x4 itself had a hidden knot right where it met the footing. A heavy snow load just popped it. Now I sight down every post for grain flaws before it even goes in the hole.