But @nina_bennett, cold water rinses are still just extra hassle.

Went to a wine shop where the employee kept saying "notes of tobacco" but it sounded like "notes of toboggan" every time. My friend whispered "so is this a sledding wine or a smoking wine" and we had to leave before we laughed in the poor guy's face. Sometimes the fancy descriptions just beg to be messed with. What's the best wine description you've heard that was totally ridiculous?

Seriously, outsider eyes help so much.