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1d ago
inHad a squirrel stash acorns in my miter saw stand last fall
Man I always thought my tools were safe from that stuff. Found a whole mouse nest in my old compressor tank once, changed my whole outlook.
1d ago
inHeard a client call their new vinyl fence 'the great wall of suburbia'
Honestly, that phrase shows how fences are about control, not just deer. People build them to feel like they're taming a piece of the wild, even if it's just a backyard. It's funny how a simple barrier gets turned into some personal monument. That guy probably feels like a king behind his vinyl wall.
3d ago
inHad to choose between a squirrel in the flue or a very angry raccoon in the damper
You really think a live trap is the safer bet? I've had a raccoon tear its way out of a wire cage before, bending the bars and making a huge mess. Sometimes you need to deal with the immediate threat head on, even if it gets rough. A long pole can guide them out a window or door if you're smart about it. Isn't it better to control the chaos than hope they go into a box?
4d ago
inJust realized how much smaller a standard bag of chips has gotten
Yeah it's crazy how normal this has gotten. My usual box of cereal lost like two full servings but the box looks the same. Maybe it's just me but it feels like we're all getting quietly ripped off.
5d ago
inA customer in Denver swore his truck needed a full transmission rebuild
Heard he walked after the estimate.