Scheduling updates during daytime hours prevents most of these nocturnal concerts. Dig into your app's advanced settings; there's often a hidden schedule for maintenance tasks. Did your lock manufacturer ever acknowledge the rhythmic boot-up sequence as a feature?

Why get so technical about entropy? Renewable energy keeps improving, so maybe heat dissipation isn't the hard limit you're making it out to be lol. Couldn't better tech just work around those physics constraints over time?