Some folks genuinely enjoy mocking the bad CGI together, weirdly enough.

Yo that's a solid point about the bees, but here's something else. When people see that messy, vibrant patch working, it chips away at the idea that every empty space needs to be a perfect lawn or a building right now. It's like a quiet little protest against boring grass, showing a better way to use dead land just by existing. That visual proof can get folks to ease up on the weed killer in their own yards. So it might spread in a totally different way.

Honestly the check engine light thing gets me every time. Like, your brother really thought you'd risk your job over what was probably just a loose gas cap he could've fixed for free. Bet that was a fun family dinner after you told him no.

Hey, that bit about the tomato plants being a favorite spot rings a bell (my cilantro got the same treatment once). But dog waste can actually mess up edible plants, so letting it slide might not be the best move. @taylor.kelly said they're too soft to say anything, which I get, but a nice note usually works better than resentful tomatoes later. Most people don't realize their dog is causing a issue until someone tells them. It keeps the peace and saves your garden, you know?

Bill for that lost time, no question!