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19h ago

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Tried blind baking with frozen pie weights and got a soggy bottom anyway

Wait you let FROZEN pie weights sit in the crust for 20 minutes BEFORE baking? That's basically just letting the condensation soak right into the dough before it even hits the oven.

3d ago

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I finally visited that bougie coffee shop downtown and the barista handed me a $9 cup of black drip coffee

Went to a place in Seattle, paid $8 for what tasted like hot dirt water.

6d ago

in

Hit 50 books in my book club's annual challenge and it got weird

Oh man, that's wild. I once read a whole book on carpet cleaning by accident.

7d ago

in

The time a Target employee told me to buy the floor model blender

So did the employee give you the side-eye when you walked back in with the lid in your hand? That's classic Target employee trickery right there. They get a commission on getting rid of floor models, I swear. You basically paid $35 for a used blender and a free trip back to the store. At least you ended up with a working one. Maybe next time just buy the display TV and hope the same thing happens.

10d ago

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Just swept my 500th chimney of the season and lost count halfway through

Man, ain't that the truth? I was reorganizing my toolbox last week and realized I'd gone through my 50th tube of caulk for the season without even thinking about it. It's like when you're in the zone, those numbers just sneak up on you. I remember when I hit 100 service calls one year and my wife had to point it out. The work just becomes a blur after a while.