and speaking of gross combos, my friend Jenna once put ranch on a slice of pineapple and ham pizza. I watched her do it, like a crime scene I couldn't look away from. She said it made the sweetness pop or something? I literally grabbed the pizza box and hid it from her. Ranch has its place, sure, but on a perfectly good slice of pepperoni? That's a hard no from me. A whole bottle is just... a cry for help, honestly.
Come on, it's just a creamy dip for the crust. The cool tang cuts through the grease and cheese perfectly. People put way weirder stuff on pizza all the time.