Good grief, what is it with barbers and conspiracy theories? I had one in Sacramento years ago who swore the government was putting stuff in the water to make us all docile, and I just nodded along because I was trapped in the chair. Sounds like the fluoride thing is the new version of that same old story. Here is what I want to know though, did he keep cutting while he explained his theory, or did he stop and wave the scissors around for effect? Because that detail tells you everything about how deep he is in.