I put ketchup on my scrambled eggs for 20 years until my buddy in Tampa said something
My friend Dave watched me squeeze ketchup all over my eggs at a diner in Tampa last weekend and just stared at me for a solid 10 seconds. Then he goes, "That's a hot dog topping, not a breakfast topping." I tried them plain with just salt and pepper the next morning and honestly? I'd been hiding bad eggs behind sugar this whole time. So now I need to know, is there any condiment you used to smother stuff with until someone called you out?